Recon Dossier No. 001 — Status: Pre-Launch

Real steel.
Real paint.
Real fun.

Battle Mini Tanks is a paintball arena built around real, ride-in mini tanks — you climb in, take the twin steering levers, and drive the thing yourself. Tracked armor, a rotating turret, and a simple barrel that fires paint instead of anything sharper. No location yet. That part's up to you.

LESS THAN A MIN SIGNUP · NO SPAM · JUST INTEL
Mission Briefing

You drive an actual tank.

Battle Mini Tanks puts you in the driver's seat of a real mini tank. Just you, two steering levers, and a set of tracks that go wherever you point them. Up top, a turret rotates a full 360° and carries a simple paintball barrel: point, fire, get hit, get up, go again.

Unit — MT-01Scale 1:1 field kit
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Mini Tank Features

  1. 01

    Twin steering levers

    One lever per track. Push, pull, or work them opposite each other to spin in place, just like driving the real thing.

  2. 02

    Simple barrel, not a gun

    The turret carries one moving part: a smooth paint barrel. No trigger guard, no grip — just a nozzle that aims and fires.

  3. 03

    360° turret

    Spin, track, and lead your shot without moving the tank itself.

  4. 04

    Open cockpit with rollbar

    You sit up top in the open air, not sealed inside, with a rollbar overhead and a seat built for a full day of battles.

  5. 05

    All-terrain tracks

    Grass, gravel, mud and the same tracks that move real tanks, sized for the arena.

Who it's for

Birthday crews, corporate offsites, bachelor(ette) parties, and anyone who's ever wanted a turret of their own.

What's confirmed

The tanks are real, hydraulic-drive, twin-lever machines. The same kind of platform already running mini tank rides and paintball arenas in Europe and parts of the US.

What's not

A date, a city, or a price. That's what the waitlist below is helping us figure out first.

Deployment Signup

Help us pick the battlefield.

We know people want this. What we don't know yet is where to build it first. Drop your email and your city or zip, and you'll be first in line when we announce a location.

Why we ask for location We're not selling anything yet. Every signup gets mapped to see where interest is strongest, so the first Battle Mini Tanks arena lands somewhere people can actually reach it.
We'll only email you about Battle Mini Tanks, launch news, and location votes.